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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thomas
Birthday: June 21
Birthplace: London
Current Location: Minneapolis
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas sneakers
Your Weakness: Pizza, pretty women
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to LA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn another day at work, and why do I not go to bed earlier
Your Best Physical Feature: My right earlobe, shit I don't know
Your Bedtime: 2-3 a.m
Your Most Missed Memory: Happiness with my ex
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke with lime
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds fries with Burger King burgers
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: In the car
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: yes, and that shit hurts
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, no one else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Now I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument:Nope, unless you count my dick
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In Minnesota! Are you high
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yup, as a youngster
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: I will be cryogenically frozen and placed next to Walt Disney
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Korea, South Africa

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'3
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Relaxed but trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal or legal
Number of CDs I own: Don't know, I download music now
Number of Piercings: none now, but I was a piercing fool when I was younger
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

I tag everybody in my blog family

Back to the mundane

Life has returned to normal, Ms. B has returned to Cailfornia, and with her she has taken my affections and my labido, no more ass for me for a while, unless I find somebody in Minneapolis, but that seems somewhat unlikely.

Meeting the fam

Another interesting date with Ms. B, she leaves on Wednesday to go back home, so I am trying to spend as much time as poossible with her before she leaves, well not as much time, but I would at least like to spend a few hours with her. She asks me if I would like to go out with her and her sister. Obviously I agree, so she invites me to come over and meet some of her family. Now I am a little cautious about meeting her family so soon. Yeah I like her, but i'm not trying to rush things, I squeamishly agree to go over to her house and pick her up and meet the fam. I arrive at the house, ring the doorbell, nobody answers. Ok now I am standing outside in the cold like a Jehova's Witness. I call her cell phone, and finally she lets me in. Ms. B greets me with a kiss, now this may not seem important, but It was to me, because I am still wondering what exactly are this girls intentions. It seems she likes me, but only time will tell. She introduces me to her sister, who is also a hottie, her gay uncle, and her aunt. As soon as I sit down my ethnic background is put under fire, ok I can handle this, just be polite and roll with the punches. Next question comes from little sis "are you hung like a black man?" OK I am now on trial here, next half hour is spent discussing my sexuality, and Ms.b's previous boyfriends, UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
Another one of MS. B family is joining us her hot cousin. This family has great genes. We ended up going to a club, which was ok for a Monday night. And getting something to eat, now thats when the shit hits the fan, I have been the comic relief for the whole evening, so I actually struck back with a little wittisicism of my own . Unfortunately my toungue has now pissed of MS. B. And I hzve gone from nice guy to asshole.
We have some late night munchies, and then I drop off the fam. I will admit to being upset about pissin off Ms. B, I don’t open up easily to people, and this has been the first person that I have liked in a long time.

Pet Blogging Mondays

Me and Nanook the demon dog

Hello Blog World, why are you so happy? I hear you say, well the reason why i am so happy is that I have been hanging out with new friend, we have gone on two cool dates this week, and I am just living in the moment right now. And just so that you can share in my happiness rt now, I am going to tell you about my dates.
First Date
We had decided that it would be fun to go snow tubing, so she comes over to my houses and we take off to the local ski hill, when we arrive at the ski hill, we discover that it was closed, great planning on my part. So instead of tubing we decide to go for hike with Nanook. When we arrive at the park, I let Ms B. hold Nanooks leash and walk him through the park. Then the funniest event of the evening happened, Nanook spotted another dog and tried to run and play with it, Ms B. tried to hold on to the leash as hard as she could, but Nanook probably outweighs her by about a good 20 or 30 pounds, he ends up running at the dog, Ms B. takes off flying, I mean she literally flew for about 4 feet, then does a face plant in the snow. I wanted to help her up, but I was more concerned for Nanook getting lost, so I am now running after Nanook, Luckily he did not go too far, and I was able to catch him. Now to go check on Ms. B, luckily she was a real good sport about her impromptu trip. We hiked for about 2 hours, took some pictures, and then returned back too my house.





Ms B. and Nanook








I then took her too my favourite resaurant, Benihanas, for dinner. She had never eaten there, and enjoyed the show the chefs put on , not to mention that the food was really good, I swear the shrimp sauce is the best thing i have ever tasted, I would put shrimp sauce on anything, Hmm, note to self experiment with shrimp sauce and sex. After dinner she asks me if I would like to meet some of her friends for drinks, ok it seems we are now maybe starting to be more that friends. At the bar I met her friends, I kind of knew some of her friends, but this night I got the chance to talk to them. On the way home, she told me her friends were really impressed with me, one of her friends even commented that i am not the arrogant asshole she thought I was. What the fuck , it's amazing how somebody can make an assumption about me without even talking to me, the next time I see this bitch I will show her arrogant asshole.

Date 2
So today we tried sno tubing again, this time success, the weather was decent, there was not a lot of people, all in all a fun time, afterwards we go and get some pho . The rest of the night went really well, we just stayed in and watched the Golden Globes. This is the first time I have ever sat thru an award show, I guess when you are cuddling with a pretty lady, time flies. I had such a cool time just chilling and cuddling, also this was the night I got to kiss her for the first time, oh yeah and the boyfriend, well I guess he is now becoming a thing of the past.

A great weekend

Now this weekend was great not because I got laid, but all thr other little thing that I like about life. My TV was delivered saturday morning, and all I can say is wow, aestheticaly this TV is sexy, for the rest of the day I spent time trying to find a high definition cable box so that I could enjoy high def programming, once I hooked it up, WOW, the picture is amazing, I dont hink I cn go back to normal analog signals. Now another reason why this weekend was so good, PLAYOFF FOOTBALL, Wow there were some good games, but I ask you all you football fans out there? What is up with the officiating in the colts steelers game. Now I like Peyton as much as the next person, he has done some amazing things on the field, and I think his commercials are hilarious, but that officiating was so bad it was obvious that the league wanted the colts to win, but the steelers played an awesome game, and I think it is bullshit how many calls went the way of the colts. But the better team won that day, so non hard feelings. Another reason why this weekend was so good, I was able to replace my xbox 360 straight away. A NBA player who will remain nameless forgot to pick up his 360, sothe bestbuy manager who is a friend of mine sold me his one. Oh and I got laid what a great weekend.

It's official folks, the drought is over

Yes folks, the drought is over, as of sunday night, I was able to break the sexual drought which has plagued me for many months. This will be the first post I have ever done of a sexual nature, because it has taken me this long to finally find somebody I was willing to exchnge bodily fluids with. So to the start of my day, it turns out that the girl who I sat next to on the airplane (see link) Called me up and wanted to do something, now I know she has a boyfriend, so I was not expecting anything more that dinner and a movie as friends. So we are talking about where we should go, and what to see, when in conversation, I mention my brand new TV, she replies we should just stay at my house and watch movies, and if we feel like it we can go out later to a bar or club. Ok as soon she said that, I started to think to myself, watch movies at my house! who are you trying to fool, I invented the movie line, ok well maybe I didn't invent it, but I sure used it a lot during my college years, but I digress. So on the day of airplane girl coming over I start to clean my house, when I remember, I don't have a dvd player, dem sumsabitches took my dvd player, so I race out to Bestbuy. Ok mission acomplished, I have the dvd player, now get home quickly and finish off cleaning my house. I'm almost at my house, then what happens a girl gets hit by a car right in front of me, aaarrrrgggghhhhh, shit not now, a brother is in a hurry, what do I do? stop and help out the victim or race home and clean my house, shit who am I kidding, I park my car grab my first aid kit, blankets and towells and run over and administer first aid until the EMT's arrive. Once the EMT's arrive I race home and finish cleaning the house. At 7:30 my friend/date arrives we go out and get a pizza then come back to my house and get ready to watch a movie, she informs me that she brought a movie, A Sexual Life, when I see the title I think to myself oh yeah it is on tonight, good thing I manscaped. We started to watch the movie, and what a dissapointment, the movie was kind of boring, so we abandoned that movie in favour of Snatch(one of my faves). A quarter of a way thr the movie my date/friend wants to go kick it for a little bit, so we get changed and head downtown and hit a couple of clubs, now unfortunately it's a Sunday night, and there are not too many clubs open on a Sunday in Minneapolis (otherwise know as boring town USA). First spot we hit up was a reggae club, it was kind of cool, but my take on reggae is after a few songs the shit just starts to get repetetive, and this is coming from somebody raised on the islands. So we goto another club, I used to bounce downtown at a couple of clubs, so pretty much I get the whole VIP treatment whenever I goto a club, kinda shady I know, but hey it was cool for the evening, not having to wait in any lines. get access to the vip areas, and have my drinks bought for me. After the club we decided to goto a strip club, and have a cocktail there, there at the club we start talking about sex, and her current situation with her boyfriend, well after a few drinks it comes out in conversation, that I have done amatuer porn, and that her boyfriend has given her permission to do whatever she wants, while he is away, which incidently is 3 years. So now I dont feel guity about being a homewrecker. We head back to my place to watch some more movies, when we get home, she is asking to see one of my amatuer movies, of course I declined, that would be disrepectful to my former partners, but I offered the consolation of watching the one porno dvd that I have accuired. I know what your thinking only 1 dvd!!! Yes folks I only have 1 dvd, if I need porn I just download it. So we start watching the movie, and thats when I decide to make my move, firstly I started toput my hand on her leg, no objections, so I gradually move my hand up her thigh, still no objections, so now I figure go for the goal, I totally reachup her dress, and I hit paydirt, not only no objections, but oh the sweet feeling of a wet pussy, thats it, thats all the encouragement I need. I'm now ripping her clothes and my clothes off at the same time, can you tell it's been a long time. Now I'm hoping please do not emabarass myself, I know it has been a long time, but take your time do not embarras yourself, luckily the copious amouts of alcohol that was consumed thru out the night provided just enough resilience to any forms of premature ejaculation. Now I don't know what it is, but I have the ability to pick out freaks of nature in the bedroom, ths girl was no objection, I am not gonna go into the sordid details, but I will say the wait was worth while.

Pet Blogging Mondays

America's next top model

I am now a statisitic

What a rollercoaster week so far, Monday was supposed to be my first day back at school and what happens I get sick! So I decided to take the next two days of work and try and recuperate. Now during my two days of recuperating, I think due to a fever induced momoent of weakness, I find myself at best buy giving my credit card to a tv salesman and purchasing my first big purchase of 2006, and hopefully my only one, a new 50 inch high def TV.













WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING!!!!!!?????? Do I regret buying the damn thing? A little bit. Will I return it? Not bloody likely.
Ok now the reason as to why I am a statistic. Some asshole muthufucker broke into my house, aarrrggghhh, I wish i would have been there, then there would have been another statisitc, one to add to the obituaries. Luckily not much was taken just various electical components, nothing sentimental was taken. Now I just have to wait for the insurance company to get their asses in gear.
My return to school was a good one, the kids appreciated me being back, well most of them, I had three members of staff, the principal, vice principal, and speech pathologist come talk to me about some of the students being scared of me. I tell you kids today are just soft, well at least the kids at my school, the funny thing is, I am not even being tough on the kids, I have my classroom expectations, and I expect them to be followed, it's not like I have a whip or a paddle for students who don't follow directions.
Last rant of the day, yes i am half black, and yes I am half white, but damnit if you are going to talk to me talk to me properly, a white associate of mine greets me today with "sup, whats crackin", I replied whats crackin? talk to me like a white person, dont look at me and assume that you are making me feel comfortable by talking like that, very rarely will you find me using "street slang" unless I get angry then the carribbean in me comes out, ok thats my rants and raves for the day. blog with you later

Pet Blogging Mondays

After a 2 week hiatus, Pet Blogging Mondays returns. Here is a pic of Nanook with my neighbour

LA Stories pt3 county jail

My highlight of my trip to LA was I had a meeting with the chief of the LA county sherriffs department. It turns out my roomate 's mom from college knows the chief, and passed my name on to him knowing that I am interested in law enforcement. My meeting with him went pretty good, and then he offered me the chance to take a tour of the county jail. I did not want to seem ungrateful, so I accepted. Let me tell you county jail is an interesting place, and by interesting I mean scary, first place I visited was the minimum security ward, ok that was cool, next place was gen pop, now that shit was scary, and I am not a person who scares easily, I had inmates starting conversations with me talking about how clean their cells were to catching mice in their cells, i'm not gonna lie i puffed out my chest as big as I could, and dropped my voice by three octaves. The next place I visited was the gay ward, I did not know that they had a seperate place for homosexuals, and that kind of stunned me, but not as much as seeing guys with boobs, i asked my guide about their policies on tv and his response was as long as they have a dick they go in this ward. After visiting the jail, I have to admit I don't know how keen I am on working for the sherriffs dept.

LA Stories pt2 flying ice cubes

I am out at a bar in a shitty mood, pissed off at my friend, who has decided to sleep the whole time that I am visiting, I go to a bar to get something to eat, I am sitting down watching TV and eating my dinner, when I see an icecube flying towards me, with my cat lke reflexes I dodged the icecube, but I am livid that this Idiot threw an icecube at me from about 30 feet away, I get up to go find out why the hell he threw an icecube, and by find out I mean kicking this punk muthafuckas ass. As I make my way over to the moron he starts apologizing profusely, saying he was trying to get the girl who was standing next to me attention. I'm furious, why don't you get your fat white ass out of your barstool and go and talk to her instead of chucking icecubes which could possibly hit innocent bystanders, or more importantly me.

LA Stories pt1

Ok I am gonna try and recount some of my LA adventures, first thing I want to rant about, sunglasses are meant to be worn during the day, you do not look cool you look like an Idiot, unless you are a blind, or trying to hide a black eye, leave the sunglasses off at night.

Home sweet home

Man, it feels good to be back home, even if it is Minneapolis! After sleeping on a couch for the last 10 days, it feels so good to be sleeping in my bed, today I have not done a damn thing but let the dog out eat a slice of pizza, and vegetate in my own bed, did I mention how good it feels to be back in my own bed.
My flight back from LA yesterday was surprisingly good, despite all the new year travel, I ended up meeting a girl who I have had a crush on for a while at the airport, and we sat next to each other on the way home. I will admit the whole time flying back all I wanted to do was become a member of the mile high club, but alas there was no initiation for me. When I arrived into Minneapolis my buddy picked me up, and who did he have sitting in the back seat of his car, with his big ass head sticking out the window? Nanook. I was so pleased to see my puppy, I got a little stupid at the airport, and the airport police did not want to come near his big ass and tell us to move on.

I'm Baaack

Firstly a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to everybody, I hope that everyone has a great 2006! I have been away from blog land for about 2 weeks, why? I hear you shout. Well it's because I visited LA and San Diego for the last 2 weeks, but I am home now back in the frozen tundra of Minneapolis. I do have a lot of stories to tell, and I will try to blog about them if memory serves. Again I hope everybody has a great year