Meeting the fam
Another interesting date with Ms. B, she leaves on Wednesday to go back home, so I am trying to spend as much time as poossible with her before she leaves, well not as much time, but I would at least like to spend a few hours with her. She asks me if I would like to go out with her and her sister. Obviously I agree, so she invites me to come over and meet some of her family. Now I am a little cautious about meeting her family so soon. Yeah I like her, but i'm not trying to rush things, I squeamishly agree to go over to her house and pick her up and meet the fam. I arrive at the house, ring the doorbell, nobody answers. Ok now I am standing outside in the cold like a Jehova's Witness. I call her cell phone, and finally she lets me in. Ms. B greets me with a kiss, now this may not seem important, but It was to me, because I am still wondering what exactly are this girls intentions. It seems she likes me, but only time will tell. She introduces me to her sister, who is also a hottie, her gay uncle, and her aunt. As soon as I sit down my ethnic background is put under fire, ok I can handle this, just be polite and roll with the punches. Next question comes from little sis "are you hung like a black man?" OK I am now on trial here, next half hour is spent discussing my sexuality, and Ms.b's previous boyfriends, UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
Another one of MS. B family is joining us her hot cousin. This family has great genes. We ended up going to a club, which was ok for a Monday night. And getting something to eat, now thats when the shit hits the fan, I have been the comic relief for the whole evening, so I actually struck back with a little wittisicism of my own . Unfortunately my toungue has now pissed of MS. B. And I hzve gone from nice guy to asshole.
We have some late night munchies, and then I drop off the fam. I will admit to being upset about pissin off Ms. B, I don’t open up easily to people, and this has been the first person that I have liked in a long time.
Another one of MS. B family is joining us her hot cousin. This family has great genes. We ended up going to a club, which was ok for a Monday night. And getting something to eat, now thats when the shit hits the fan, I have been the comic relief for the whole evening, so I actually struck back with a little wittisicism of my own . Unfortunately my toungue has now pissed of MS. B. And I hzve gone from nice guy to asshole.
We have some late night munchies, and then I drop off the fam. I will admit to being upset about pissin off Ms. B, I don’t open up easily to people, and this has been the first person that I have liked in a long time.
6 Comments:
dude, that's totally rough.
my non-expert advice - explain that you were frustrated by the consistent questioning of your sexuality and ethnic identity. you shouldn't have to apologize. that was not appropriate.
oh - so....you hung? j/k - nuthin' but love from vancouver!
The course of true love never did run smooth, did it?
Just wanted to let you know that nothing callous was meant, and I apologize if you're so truly offended. The edited ending of this posting is wanting - the original could've stood. My opinion matters little though; as promised, this is the last time I peer into your journal (anyway, it's not like you're starved for devoted fans, ha). Thanks for everything and all the best!!
P.S. My dogs are sniffing up my coat and throwing glaring looks my way - I feel like I've cheated on them with Nunook! That P.I.M.P.!
Mr. T. How come you never blogged about our very first date? Don't worry... I didn't read anything except for what you had me read at the airport. I just wanted to give you this message... Thanks for everything, for being extremely kind, a good sport, and making my visit a little less painful. I'll be praying for your success in LA. Our future times in LA - now that will be something really worth blogging about.
-Ms. B
Give my love to Nanook, and yes, I will pay you back your snow tubing winnings as promised... even though I was completely set up!
oh my! please be sure to report on the scandalous adventures. i must keep my reporting to a bare minimum to appear sweet and innocent, though most people know that i am not.
Wow, proving you're not a doormat sucks... Hang in there, you have done nothing wrong. Whatever was said will fade soon and y'all be alright real soon. Just remember some people (myself included) can dish it out but can't take it. I'll be crossing my fingers for you to...
soo....are you hung like a black man?
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