It's official folks, the drought is over

Yes folks, the drought is over, as of sunday night, I was able to break the sexual drought which has plagued me for many months. This will be the first post I have ever done of a sexual nature, because it has taken me this long to finally find somebody I was willing to exchnge bodily fluids with. So to the start of my day, it turns out that the girl who I sat next to on the airplane (see link) Called me up and wanted to do something, now I know she has a boyfriend, so I was not expecting anything more that dinner and a movie as friends. So we are talking about where we should go, and what to see, when in conversation, I mention my brand new TV, she replies we should just stay at my house and watch movies, and if we feel like it we can go out later to a bar or club. Ok as soon she said that, I started to think to myself, watch movies at my house! who are you trying to fool, I invented the movie line, ok well maybe I didn't invent it, but I sure used it a lot during my college years, but I digress. So on the day of airplane girl coming over I start to clean my house, when I remember, I don't have a dvd player, dem sumsabitches took my dvd player, so I race out to Bestbuy. Ok mission acomplished, I have the dvd player, now get home quickly and finish off cleaning my house. I'm almost at my house, then what happens a girl gets hit by a car right in front of me, aaarrrrgggghhhhh, shit not now, a brother is in a hurry, what do I do? stop and help out the victim or race home and clean my house, shit who am I kidding, I park my car grab my first aid kit, blankets and towells and run over and administer first aid until the EMT's arrive. Once the EMT's arrive I race home and finish cleaning the house. At 7:30 my friend/date arrives we go out and get a pizza then come back to my house and get ready to watch a movie, she informs me that she brought a movie, A Sexual Life, when I see the title I think to myself oh yeah it is on tonight, good thing I manscaped. We started to watch the movie, and what a dissapointment, the movie was kind of boring, so we abandoned that movie in favour of Snatch(one of my faves). A quarter of a way thr the movie my date/friend wants to go kick it for a little bit, so we get changed and head downtown and hit a couple of clubs, now unfortunately it's a Sunday night, and there are not too many clubs open on a Sunday in Minneapolis (otherwise know as boring town USA). First spot we hit up was a reggae club, it was kind of cool, but my take on reggae is after a few songs the shit just starts to get repetetive, and this is coming from somebody raised on the islands. So we goto another club, I used to bounce downtown at a couple of clubs, so pretty much I get the whole VIP treatment whenever I goto a club, kinda shady I know, but hey it was cool for the evening, not having to wait in any lines. get access to the vip areas, and have my drinks bought for me. After the club we decided to goto a strip club, and have a cocktail there, there at the club we start talking about sex, and her current situation with her boyfriend, well after a few drinks it comes out in conversation, that I have done amatuer porn, and that her boyfriend has given her permission to do whatever she wants, while he is away, which incidently is 3 years. So now I dont feel guity about being a homewrecker. We head back to my place to watch some more movies, when we get home, she is asking to see one of my amatuer movies, of course I declined, that would be disrepectful to my former partners, but I offered the consolation of watching the one porno dvd that I have accuired. I know what your thinking only 1 dvd!!! Yes folks I only have 1 dvd, if I need porn I just download it. So we start watching the movie, and thats when I decide to make my move, firstly I started toput my hand on her leg, no objections, so I gradually move my hand up her thigh, still no objections, so now I figure go for the goal, I totally reachup her dress, and I hit paydirt, not only no objections, but oh the sweet feeling of a wet pussy, thats it, thats all the encouragement I need. I'm now ripping her clothes and my clothes off at the same time, can you tell it's been a long time. Now I'm hoping please do not emabarass myself, I know it has been a long time, but take your time do not embarras yourself, luckily the copious amouts of alcohol that was consumed thru out the night provided just enough resilience to any forms of premature ejaculation. Now I don't know what it is, but I have the ability to pick out freaks of nature in the bedroom, ths girl was no objection, I am not gonna go into the sordid details, but I will say the wait was worth while.