Women Pt 3
swear I must of done something bad in prior life, because I know I have not done anything bad in this life, and yet I am cursed with the strangest to bad luck when dealing with women and relationships. The following incidents have all happened in the past 3 weeks.
Incident 1. I am at a bar when a cute waitress, comes up to me and asks do I recognize her, I take a moment run her through the check list, did we have sex? nodid we have a bad date? nofriend of my ex? nodid I kick her out of a club from my bouncing days? no Then it comes to me the young lady is one of my former students, all grown up and working in a bar. When I acknoledged that i remembered her, she then started to hit on me, and I am not talking just some waitress type flirting in order to get a bigger tip, I am talking about taking the female genitalia, rolling it into a little ball, then throwing it at me. All I can say is UNCOMFORTABLE. And to make matters worse all of my guy friends who are sitting at the table with me are encouraging me to take her up on her advances.Conclusion, yes she is 22, yes she was my student, yes I would feel like that freaky teacher who had a baby by a 13 year old boy, Mary Letournaeu, or whatever the hell her name is. Result I have made another new friend who will Lust over me
Incident 2 I met a girl who seem pretty cool, but according to my friends I am not this girls type. I don't know what her type is, but damn I'm funny, smart, reasonably attractive, great in bed(self proclaimed title), employed, home owner, not a player. What more could a girl ask for? Conclusion: We shall see what happens, Result: I have made another friend who I will lust after
Incident 3 I am out with my puppy nanook(if you don't know who he is, then you are no friend of mine, he is out doing his thing getting all the female attention, I am Robin to his Batman, nobody is even noticing me, except for one drunk girl, now because she is drunk I am not really paying much attention to her, but as the evening grows I am starting to become more interested in what drunk girl has to say, she studys art, has a season pass to the Walker, plays chess, loves Scrabble, plays pool, is cute, and seems genuinely interested in me. Then my luck kicks in, when asked about employment, apparently she has been fired from a bunch of places, yes the warning flags are at half mast, then she tells me there is a warrant out for her arrest in her home town, now the flags are at full mast.Conclusion: We exchange numbers with me hoping she will be too drunk to remember me the next day.Result: I have nade another friend who I can get drunk with if anything happens blame it on the alcohol, because this girl is not bring home to mom material
Incident 1. I am at a bar when a cute waitress, comes up to me and asks do I recognize her, I take a moment run her through the check list, did we have sex? nodid we have a bad date? nofriend of my ex? nodid I kick her out of a club from my bouncing days? no Then it comes to me the young lady is one of my former students, all grown up and working in a bar. When I acknoledged that i remembered her, she then started to hit on me, and I am not talking just some waitress type flirting in order to get a bigger tip, I am talking about taking the female genitalia, rolling it into a little ball, then throwing it at me. All I can say is UNCOMFORTABLE. And to make matters worse all of my guy friends who are sitting at the table with me are encouraging me to take her up on her advances.Conclusion, yes she is 22, yes she was my student, yes I would feel like that freaky teacher who had a baby by a 13 year old boy, Mary Letournaeu, or whatever the hell her name is. Result I have made another new friend who will Lust over me
Incident 2 I met a girl who seem pretty cool, but according to my friends I am not this girls type. I don't know what her type is, but damn I'm funny, smart, reasonably attractive, great in bed(self proclaimed title), employed, home owner, not a player. What more could a girl ask for? Conclusion: We shall see what happens, Result: I have made another friend who I will lust after
Incident 3 I am out with my puppy nanook(if you don't know who he is, then you are no friend of mine, he is out doing his thing getting all the female attention, I am Robin to his Batman, nobody is even noticing me, except for one drunk girl, now because she is drunk I am not really paying much attention to her, but as the evening grows I am starting to become more interested in what drunk girl has to say, she studys art, has a season pass to the Walker, plays chess, loves Scrabble, plays pool, is cute, and seems genuinely interested in me. Then my luck kicks in, when asked about employment, apparently she has been fired from a bunch of places, yes the warning flags are at half mast, then she tells me there is a warrant out for her arrest in her home town, now the flags are at full mast.Conclusion: We exchange numbers with me hoping she will be too drunk to remember me the next day.Result: I have nade another friend who I can get drunk with if anything happens blame it on the alcohol, because this girl is not bring home to mom material
posted by The Future at 3:46 PM
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