Wednesday, March 22, 2006

You know it's getting warmer

Signs that it is getting warmer in Minneapolis
  1. White people start to wear shorts and t-shirts outside even though it is still only 35 degrees outside.
  2. Crime goes up.
  3. The local prostitutes are back out on the streets.
  4. All the cars have the same shitty dirty melted snow paint job
  5. We actually have sunny days