My football weekend
Wow what a lazy weekend! Yesterday I receive a phone call at 9:30A.M from a buddy I used to bounce with asking me if I wanted to go to the Gopher vs Purdue game, normally I would have said no, but since Phats and I have been having friendly banter about this game, I decide to attend so that I can talk some shit to phats when purdue loses(luckily they won). My buddy was an gopher, so he had access to pretty good seats. So here I am sitting with a bunch of ex offensive linemen , which brings me to my first rant. Stadium Seats! One of the reasons i dont like to goto sporting events are the danm seats are always so small, I am not a big guy by any means, but I do have pretty broad shoulders for my size. I find it way more comfortable to watch a game at home than be crammed into plastic cage. My diet got shot to shit this weekend,one of the guys smuggled a bunch of double cheese burgers in to the game, I ate THREE! plus a footlong hot dog. I was seriusly hurting that evening. Beause the weather was so shitty, I decided to stay in and watch tv and peruse blogs, man I so need a life.
Sunday I was offered free tickets to the vikings game(man i am a lucky bastard this weekend) again pretty good seats rt on the 50 yard line about 18 rows back, but still contained in these damn small seats. More metrodome hotdogs, and I dont even like hotdogs. The vikings finally won a game, and they did it in convincing fashion. After the game i decide to visit the devils lair, otherwise known as Target, I defy anybody to go into that store and buy one item. Which brings me to my second rant! OK people ths is how you leave a parking lot, you get in your car, you put on your seatbelt, you reverse out and you goto your next destination. You do not get in the car and then decide to fart around for 5 minutes while people are waiting for you to vacate your parking space. Also you people who want to wait around for 5 minutes for that good parking spot and delay everybody behind you, GIVE IT UP! Drive your lazy ass the additional 20 yards and walk, the exercise will do u good.
On a somber note apparently last week's date did not go as well that i thougt it did, because she has not tried to contact me at all since the date. Ladies I understand that not every date is going to be love connection,and if that is the case, just let the guy know, trust me he will appreciate knowing where he stands instead of having to consult Ms. Cleo and her psychic network to figure out where he stands from your mixed signals.
AAArrrggghhhh the weekend is almost over, work would be such a good place if I didn't have to be there 5 days a week.
Sunday I was offered free tickets to the vikings game(man i am a lucky bastard this weekend) again pretty good seats rt on the 50 yard line about 18 rows back, but still contained in these damn small seats. More metrodome hotdogs, and I dont even like hotdogs. The vikings finally won a game, and they did it in convincing fashion. After the game i decide to visit the devils lair, otherwise known as Target, I defy anybody to go into that store and buy one item. Which brings me to my second rant! OK people ths is how you leave a parking lot, you get in your car, you put on your seatbelt, you reverse out and you goto your next destination. You do not get in the car and then decide to fart around for 5 minutes while people are waiting for you to vacate your parking space. Also you people who want to wait around for 5 minutes for that good parking spot and delay everybody behind you, GIVE IT UP! Drive your lazy ass the additional 20 yards and walk, the exercise will do u good.
On a somber note apparently last week's date did not go as well that i thougt it did, because she has not tried to contact me at all since the date. Ladies I understand that not every date is going to be love connection,and if that is the case, just let the guy know, trust me he will appreciate knowing where he stands instead of having to consult Ms. Cleo and her psychic network to figure out where he stands from your mixed signals.
AAArrrggghhhh the weekend is almost over, work would be such a good place if I didn't have to be there 5 days a week.
posted by The Future at 4:06 PM
9 Comments:
Go vikes! Didn't see the game, but glad they won. I still say the Gopher's got lucky, but oh well you win some you lose some. I might point out Tiller still OWNS glenn mason, and one game won't change that. Did you see the Purdue Cheerleaders and Pete?
Sucks about the girl, I agree let us know, so we don't sit around waiting geesh!
Off to watch the simpsons!
Did you do the three day later phone call rule with this girl?
If us chicks don't hear from you after 3 days have past, we just hang it up and say "Next Victim" please, or thats how I used to be hahaha.
I do not miss being single at all.
That is so right about the parking lot story! Move your lazy asses along if you can't immediately find a space. Go around the car park again, but DO NOT sit there like a beached whale expecting a miracle to happen.
That reminds of a story. I saw a man putting his groceries in his trunk and getting into his car. I thought - great there is a space. He sat in the car for about a minute. HE JUST SAT THERE! geesh. So I gave it up and went around the park again hoping to find an empty space. It took ages to go full circle, but I came back to the same spot. The man decided to reverse. Yippyyyy, dumbass you finally found your keys. But what did he decide to do??!!? He reversed out of the lot and then drove straight back into the lot, Got out of his car and walked away!!!! Why??!?
Phats- you missed a great game, Tiller does own Mason, but you are only as good as your last victory
Batgirl- I called her the next day, and what pisses me off was that she was making plans to see me again
Gareth-People are dumb, there is no scientific explanation.
I will add you to my list too.
Phats was a sore looser last weekend. Dum de dum de dum Hahahaha.
Her loss....how old is she? That says a lot
You get a gold star for calling her the next day!!!
I agree her loss! move on look for someone better.
Have you called since the next day? People sometimes have ligit things that come up?
My own parking bitch has gotta be people who take up MORE than their alotted space! Makes me wanna ding their car on purpose.
I have moved onto the next crazee, when one door closes another one opens up, just started talking to another member of the crazier sex(just kidding ladies, well maybe only a little). i agree with chrissy, the line are for a reason, and the asshole who has a brand new car and feels the need to take up 2 spots, I want to key that selfish bastard, and incidently it is always guys who do this.
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