Hola or is it hello

Wow what a day yesterday, it all started the previous night, for some reason I could not sleep, all I could think of was my ex girlfriend, the one who ripped out my heart and did a dance around it like the witch that she is, do I sound bitter?
The next morning at school, I am logging on to my cpu, when i get an IM from my ex accusing me off using her credit card for porn!!! WTF, here is how most of the conversation goes
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
Crazy ex girlfriend: I knew you would not admit it
Me: again I have no idea what you are talking about, now please just go away
CEG: Don't worry about it, my nigga (she is now dating a black guy) took care of it.
ME: LOL, your nigga? Do u know how stupid you sound?
CEG: I will see you in small claims court
me: Good then you can have the court trace the IP address, and find out that it was one of your other "niggas" who did it.
Me: You are nothing but an attention whore
CEG: I know you did just not call me a whore
ME: no you are an attention whore, your trying to cause drama
CEG: Dont call me a whore
ME: dont call me a thief
we then part, I am somewhat annoyed, but yet feeling a litle unsure inside, I know this is weak sounding, but she honestly the only girl that i can say that i cared about. I send her an email telling her I had nothing to do with her credit card bill, I am finally done with her, don't contact me again.
later on that day she contacts me again WTF
CEG: I know you needed closure from us but I would never have used your credit card
ME: what makes you think that oi would do that
CEG: Because of the things that I did to you,
ME: First of I don't have a malicious nature, secondly if I want porn, I can download it for free.
CEG: It happened in January and I know that you like porn.
You are telling me this girl who thinks that i used her credit card in January is now coming to question me about it, methinks I smell a ruse here.
ME: Stop contacting me, we are done, you have yourself a new "nigga" (I am going to make her feel stupid for that comment, I wonder does he go around calling her his chink? Lesson for the day people, it is not cool to use the word nigga, no matter what race you are)
That was just the beginning of my day.
Later on that day we have parent teacher conferences, aaarrrgghhh, I have to spend my evening listening to whiny parents now, but the funny thing that happened as I am walking thru the office the secretary approaches me and asks me to translate spanish for a new student, I politely inform the secretary that I am not bilingual. Five minutes later i am sitting at my desk when another teacher comes up to me and asks me to translate spanish for a parent. Ok people second lesson for the day, yes I have brown skin, but that does not automatically make me fluent in spanish, hell I speak better English than you,(you know that whole living in London as a kid will give you a grasp of the English language). So again I inform the teacher that i do not speak spanish, but this time, I had to add is it because I have brown skin? ( just wanted her to feel uncomfortable, mean, I know, but hey at least it will help her come to terms with her ignorance). She responds in a flustered voice, "no, no, I had just heard a rumour that you spoke spanish." I wonder where she heard that? at the local Klan/Republican convention.
Conferences go well, had a lot of compliments on how well I am doing at this new school, and they are glad to actually see some structure in the class room, even had the engineer/custodian come up to me and was glad to see how order i have, he told me he always had a tough time cleaning up after the last teacher, because the kids would leave the room a mess.
Finally at 8 i can go home, I have put in 11.5 hours to day at school, I am exhausted.
Once I get home, I take the dog out for a walk, on my walk I receive a phone call from my friend who was having boyfriend problems, but this phone call had a different vibe to it, she asked me if I wanted to come over and see her new room? To be honest i think she was giving off the whole when not happy with boyfriend, break glass for emergency penis. And I was the emergency penis. Now I am not saying that I would of performed all of the emergency Penis functions, but it would have been nice just to make out for a little bit
I finish up my walking the dog, and make the phone call to let her know that I am coming over, and who should answer the phone? The Boyfriend, DOH, my friend gets on the phone, and I say let me guess you have company now, She replies sheepily yes. I find the whole episode amusing, but it would have been even more amusing if I had been over there and he showed up.