Leave me the hell alone pt II
Ok I guess it is that time of year when the crazy ex tries to get in touch with me and tries to get a rise out of me, today I received an instant message that she has been getting a lot of phonecalls from gay people, now she is inferring that I have put her name in the local gay magazine. Fuck there is a reason why the sex was so good, she is fucking crazy, I mean completely off her rocker.
I responded with this email
FIrstly again I have no Idea what the fuck you are talking about, If you are receiving messages on a phone number which I don't even have, then I suggest you change the number again, secondly if you believe there is an Ad in Lavender magazine, then call them up and find out who placed the ad. Thirdly do not contact me again with your bullshit stories, next time I will take appropiate action, I do not wish to listen to your drama, or any puerile attempts to try and have me start an argument with you. Maybe I was not clear the first time I said this, OLIVIA YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME, GO AWAY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A CANCER
do you think she got the message, not bloody likely. If she wanted to talk to me there are other ways than trying to get a rise out of me.
I responded with this email
FIrstly again I have no Idea what the fuck you are talking about, If you are receiving messages on a phone number which I don't even have, then I suggest you change the number again, secondly if you believe there is an Ad in Lavender magazine, then call them up and find out who placed the ad. Thirdly do not contact me again with your bullshit stories, next time I will take appropiate action, I do not wish to listen to your drama, or any puerile attempts to try and have me start an argument with you. Maybe I was not clear the first time I said this, OLIVIA YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME, GO AWAY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A CANCER
do you think she got the message, not bloody likely. If she wanted to talk to me there are other ways than trying to get a rise out of me.
posted by The Future at 4:32 PM
4 Comments:
I recommend short responses that leave her utterly dissatisfied and somewhat confused. Like, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I wish I would've thought of that."
yeah, i agree with steph.
or just respond with a simple "no."
i did that with my ex-boyfriend.
short, sweet and to the point.
best of luck dude.
She needs to be slapped...and I vounteer Steph to do it...
If she doesn't get the message this time she never will, so just ignore her. Seems like she craves attention from you.
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